- Kidnap Barack Obama? Too expensive, plus I don't have a passport on moi right now.
- Kiss the president? Nah, her husband owns the college I did my +2 in.
- Bring along hell on earth? Too much effort.
Then what? I ask myself. Can't I come up with anything else, anything within the scope of my current state? Then finally a revelation comes in the form of a hammer that hits me like ten thousand flowerpots falling from a seventy-floor skyscraper at the speed of light.
Of course. So simple. The meaning of life. Elvis resurrected. Jesus on earth once more, the second coming is nothing to this.
Finally something within the scope of my power.
Why don't I just write a blog.